Get ready for a festival of offensive incompetence.
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Look we're not going to lie to you here. The folks who sit down to watch this game tonight are the diehards. And I know you're diehards because any normal person would probably keel over from a stroke if they had to watch these two offensively challenged teams, the 19-33 Phillies and 22-27 Reds, duke it out at a rainy Citizens Bank Park tonight.