I can’t lie to you fine people: I fell asleep for the middle four innings of today’s game. I’d had a beer, a sunbeam was shining right on me, and the game was so very, very boring. When I woke up, the score was still 2-0 and I realized I hadn’t missed anything.
Actually, I woke up at a very opportune time. In the bottom of the sixth inning, when there were two outs, a ground ball was hit to Maikel Franco. He caught it right on the line between fair and foul, turned around and faked a throw, and then tossed it into the crowd.