Hamels and Haren: HaHa
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So yesterday was a drag, huh? Not only did Kenny Giles pitch more than one inning, not only did Ryne Sandberg prove he can't manage, but the hated Marlins won opposite Tom freaking Koehler. The Phils lost to a dang appliance. Grim.
Today's gonna be different though, I can feel it! For one, Cole Hamels is pitching in Marlins Park, which should be a pretty nice combo.