I hate Cardinals fans with a passion and I want nothing more than for them to be utterly miserable.
Busch Stadium
8:15Pm EDT on CSN
Jeremy Hellickson (2-1) 3.81 ERA
PHILLIES: Hellickson had his best start of the season Wednesday against the Nationals, allowing just two hits in seven scoreless innings. Hellickson has only faced the Cardinals once. He earned a win against them in 2011 and will do the same exact shit tonight and make all Cardinals fans cry racist tears.