This game could have ended after the first inning. With Jerome "2014 Was All A Dream" Williams on the mound, the Reds scored four runs on four hits in the first inning. The game could have ended there but it didn't, because that's not how baseball works. So we had to watch another 8 innings of feeble, futile, fruitless Phillies baseball, which ended with them losing to the Reds 5-2.
It's tempting to pin this loss on Jerome Williams alone. Especially since he was, once again, pretty putrid out there. (Three singles and a home run in the first inning definitely equals putrid.