I’m glad you’re here. I couldn’t sleep last night—had all these thoughts running through my head. I think I just need to hear them out loud.
Sorry about all the newspaper clippings and takeout containers and jars of... liquid.
[My phone buzzes. I throw it in a file cabinet and slam the drawer shut].
So. What was I saying? Right right right—the end of last night’s game got me thinking. After a loss like that, we ask a lot of questions. One of them is, “...why?”
Someone has to be able explain how the Phillies can lose a game in that way.