And unleash the Adam Morgans of War.
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Take that, contender for most stacked team in the league! We won a game! The terrible, awful Phillies won a game! And now that we did that, we're...
Well, the team is still bad. How bad? Well, they have 29 wins. They're the only MLB team not at 30 wins. Or 31. Or 32. Or 33, 34, or 35.