Noah Syndergaard is from Mansfield, Texas, and most Texans I’ve ever met believe that stealing is wrong.
“Thou shalt not steal.” I think I read that somewhere.
Someone needs to tell the man known affectionately (by some) as “Thor,” Mr. Syndergaard, that theft of personal property is not something society is going to tolerate.
And when the item stolen is the ATV driven by the Phillie Phanatic, well then we’re going to insist on some hard jail time.
Shortly before last night’s series opener between the Phillies and Mets, the Phanatic was having some fun with outfielder Curtis Granderson.