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Crash Bag Vol. 22: Gods and Rap Battles

Related Topics: God, Changeup, Deity

So last week we celebrated a win. This week this best I can do is celebrate that it is no longer May.

For now the best place to ask questions is on Twitter, either @ me (@Matt_Winkelman or @CrashburnAlley). But you can also reply in the comments here and I will will have some sort of better way for future mailbags.

@StelliniTweets: Can the Phanatic beat Mr. Met in a rap battle?

The answer is of course, but keep in mind his words are more of the visual style.

But, the Phanatic’s got skills

And his rhymes are as dirty as his tricks

And he shows no mercy

And he’s used to winning

And he will crush anything you got

In sum…

@jphorne89: If God was real wouldn’t he put an end to our baseball sufferings?