Just when you thought the Phillies' second baseman was gone forever, he returns to tell you to shut up.
— Philly Daily News (@PhillyDailyNews) July 8, 2015
Nobody wanted to tell Chase Utley that he was retiring, mind you. They just wanted to hint at it until he kind of got the message and went away on his own. But that's never going to happen. Chase Utley could be nothing but a bruised thumb and he'd be inching his way out of the dugout to second base.
But what's this?