Who needs a sparkplug anyhow. Who needs a spark plug anyhow? Do cars even need them? Probably not. Let's say no.
The Phillies certainly have enough outfielders - look at that outfield, bursting at the seams with an appropriate number of defenders. In fact, some might say there are far too many. There's Ben Revere, Odubel Herrera, and a combination of Jeff Francoeur and Grady Sizemore. And that's before you flip over their minor league rock and see the squirming form of Domonic Brown, being out-squirmed at Triple A by the likes of Brian Bogusevic, Jordan Danks, and Darin Mastroianni.