Annoying: Marlins 10, Phillies 1

Do you remember waking up today? Every morning routing varies of course, but for the most part, you woke up, checked your phone for texts, emails, notifications, etc. After that, you may have gone downstairs to get coffee, make breakfast, something that would start your day.

I have some news for you, dear reader. That effort you put in to start this marvelous Sunday was more effort than anything the Phillies offense put in down in Miami.

The details? Gory.

Seth Johnson witnessed first hand the difference between even Triple A baseball and major league baseball, getting throttled in his major league debut to the tune of nine runs in 2 1⁄3 innings of work. The bullpen kept the game right about…