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Ah, Curses: Diamondbacks 5 - Phillies 4

Hey, we need someone to cover the game tonight. Oh, sure, I can do that. I only went o-fer the year a couple seasons ago. There was a lot of therapy. I even wrote a whole series of old timey recaps I never published to create a backstory. Clearly they couldn’t still lose. They’ve been playing better, I’d be safe.

I mean they have been playing better. Nola didn’t pitch all that bad (compared to my storied history of shitshow recaps) and in spite of Ty Kelly the offense score enough to almost win (please refer to aforementioned shitshow history).