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So this is usually where I put the preamble, but what is there that we really need to know outside of the two pitchers going today? The Rockies are a bad team that proved last night that they're still better than the Phillies. The Phillies were almost no hit by a guy named Chad, which would probably be the first time that ever happened because "Chad.