The Mets are the current heirs to the title of America’s Vibeiest Team (vibingest? Most vibey? The dictionary hasn’t quite caught up yet). The Phillies are currently in a sort of vibes purgatory, fond memories of Daycare and Bedlam nipping at the edges of their mind as the bullpen and bats entirely too prone to going quiet threaten to send them into a vibe-free despair (vibespair? The dictionary isn’t going to take that one; bear with me). Tonight’s events did not help matters. Not one bit.
Bryson Stott led off, and he paid off the lineup decision once again with a single.