Get out.
As you curled your yellowed finger nails around the Bud Light Lime bottle, I'm sure it seemed like a good idea.
"Everyone sure is frustrated with this Ryan Howard fellow," you thought. "Perhaps if I take matters into my own hands, I'll finally win the respect of not only my parents, but all women everywhere."
It had been a long day - a long couple of years, in fact. It turns out that branching off developmentally and, instead of becoming a fully-formed adult, evolving into a wretched hobgoblin with a backwards hat on makes no one want to respect or be near you.