Uh oh! Coach is calling you back to the bench. "We're gonna go with Darin here." Huh.
Well, how 'bout that? Maikel Franco just singled, and now the bases are loaded with nobody out. You'd have to be a sack of turnips not to knock in a run now! But you're not a sack of turnips. You're the Phillies' five-hole hitter, and this situation is exactly why you're hitting where you are.
So, just grab a bat - just, excuse Larry Bowa, he likes to gnaw on them in the later innings, there you go - now head on up to the plate and let's tie this game up!