Man, it’s a good thing the All Star Game is today. It’ll break up the monotony of a boring, no news at all day. I mean, really, has anything happened today that’s worth worrying about?
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Anyway, we can focus on our favorite pitcher, Aaron Nola, who, according to Ralph, will be pitching in the fifth inning tonight for manager Dave Roberts:
Dave Roberts just told us Max Scherzer will pitch 2 innings everyone else one. He said deGrom Foltyniewicz and Nola will follow in that order .