Maikel Franco is simple to explain. Consider, his entire season can be reduced to a pair of messages sent to the author on June 5, 2016:
1. [2:00 PM]: Nice job by Franco turning 3-0 into an out. What a spaz.
2. [2:43 PM]: Nice job by Franco turning 0-2 into a rocket home run. What a beast.
For those even moderately aware of Franco’s play this year, the above requires no exposition. You may proceed to the arbitrary grade at the end of this post, decide upon the level of injustice committed, and file your grievance accordingly.