If you looked out at the Phillies bullpen this year, you probably saw multiple men sitting out there in Phillies uniforms. Who were they? What were they doing there? Why weren't they allowed to leave? Some of those men can be found below, their seasons having suffered such tragedies that they failed to earn their own, individual posts.
Sorry, fellas.
Look at this video of Hector Neris hitting Paul Goldschmidt with a pitch. The best part is the contrasting managers' reactions; Kirk Gibson, eager to hop on that railing and pose like a guy at the end of the bar watching you make time with his girl; and then, Pete Mackanin, a frazzled substitute teacher who just walked out of the supply closet after taking a bong rip and discovered that whoops, this wasn't his free period after all because there's 30 children looking back at him.