*Emily explains how Samuel Carchidi biffed it pretty hard on Monday night. [BSH]
*Jori might have something to help you find that fifth gear, Nolan. No, these jokes don’t get old. [Courier Post]
*It could be a 20-game losing streak by the time they play the Flyers. [AP]
*Larry Murphy calls out Philly fans for traveling to Toronto to boo Jake Gardiner. [Sportsnet]
*Dude has bounced from team to team his whole career. Good for him. [ESPN]
*As a person who doesn’t root for the Oilers, I’m pretty pumped.