*Finally, The Best Team In Hockey™ for what feels like the past decade has their Cup. Congrats, Tampa Bay.
*Rejoice, lovers of mediocrity! We all get to fight about Robert Hagg for at least another two years. A blessing, truly. [BSH]
*Speaking of roster news, in case you missed it, Chris Stewart retired from professional hockey. The Flyers promptly hired him for a front office position. We’ve joked around here that he was paid to be a professional best friend for the guys in the room, and that’ll continue.