Because why the frick not.
The NHL's Puck Personality series is a bunch of videos featuring the NHL torturing their stars (a majority of whom are totally without personalities) with personality questions. Last year, they posted an absolutely hilarious video of NHLers attempting to name the four houses of Hogwarts. Both Claude Giroux and Wayne Simmonds are featured in the video, struggling mightily as they succeed in naming just one of the houses.
Rewatching the video got me thinking, though. If the Flyers were sorted into Hogwarts houses, where would they belong?