Folks, I’m not going to soften it up for you — I hate the Buffalo Sabres.
Now, there’s no real reason to hate the current day Sabres, what with them being a terrible hockey team and all. No, this hatred goes much much deeper. To understand this, let me take you back to the last time these teams met in the playoffs.
The year was 2011. I was a beautiful baby boy fresh out of college, ready to start my career at whatever job I could get. E.T. by Katy Perry and Kanye West was on the top of the Billboard Hot 100.