The Philadelphia Flyers insist that they have depth at forward. Jorald “Jori” Lethera and Dale Weise are the experienced hands guiding the USS Flyers. Fans have criticized the duo as being “slow” and “not good at their jobs”. The Flyers state that this is flat out wrong.
“Look, Joraldo (Lehtera) and Dalely (Weise) are the backbone of this team,” said coach Dave Hakstol, while trying to open an air duct in his office at the Wells Fargo Center to silently escape the press. “Jori is always five steps behind a play because he is observing.