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Flyers, get a puppy already you cowards

All over the NHL teams are getting adorable, fluffy little unofficial mascots and yet the Flyers are nowhere to be found.

Flyers, I beg you: get a puppy already.

Of all the uninspiring things that have transpired this offseason for the Flyers, this is by far their most egregious. Not the massive Kevin Hayes contract (Which is really fine), or the Justin Braun trade (Which is really not fine), or even the odd Radko Gudas for Matt Niskanen swap (Which really is something).