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Flyers 7, Wild 4: Who are you and what have you done with my boys?

I know what all of you are wondering.

“Emily, the Flyers were literally giving away tickets to this game. Why on Earth are you home right now and not there? Don’t you want to get drunk on a Monday night watching your hapless boys do something suspiciously close to sports? Don’t you want a soft pretzel? Some $10.25 crab fries? Seriously why are they $10.25 that’s utterly absurd?”

Well, the truth is that I am tired. First, I’d have to step out of my comfortable joggers, then I would have to put on winter clothes, and I would need to leave my house.