Good evening folks. We’re watching some hockey tonight.
Despite playing an abysmally awful game in the first ten minutes or so of the first period, the Flyers managed to clean up their act as much as they could and rallied together for a handsome 5-2 win over a division rival. Yeah, that’s right, guys, we wiped the floor with them again. It seems that the New York Islanders are literally the only team in the league that have not gotten their Philly Flu vaccinations. Don’t blame us—blame anti-vaxx propaganda.
This was an important win for the pro-playoffs crowd, and also an important win for the pro-chaos crowd.