In which Ben Rothenberg is actually at Eurovision this time you guys!
VIENNA -- It's time for that glorious Broad Street Hockey tradition: a preview of the Eurovision Song Contest! This time, your hero is actually live on the ground in Vienna at the contest, breathing in its fumes and ready to die happy.
No idea what Eurovision is? WTF, SMH, ETC. Here's a primer. But really, search "Eurovision" on BSH and you'll find a bounty of goodness.
So, onto this year, which has a record-high 27 countries competing in Saturday's final. It's a contemptously high number, and more quantity than quality, so let's slim it down a bit to what you need most.