My initial idea for this intro was just going to be a collage of Stephen A Smith laughing gifs and videos. I feel as though it would adequately convey my feelings in the most accurate way. Alas, there are word counts to meet. That being said:
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?
Between Dak talking about being covered in honey and Jerry talking about gloryholes, how could we not have won this game? It would have been an embarrassment. We even put this game back in Dakota’s hands with enough time to win the game several times.