Wallace Loh, the president of the University of Maryland, which experts agree is a college, is in the market for a football coach. Chip Kelly, as everyone knows, desperately wants to go back to college, according to baseless rumors and dot-connecting.
Naturally, whenever the head coach position on any college football team opens up, steam comes out of Chip Kelly's ears. Many people believe that Kelly's 2-3 start with the Eagles this season, his first go-around as GM of the team as well, will send him back to the level of competition on which he feels safe.