Chip Kelly of the Philadelphia Eagles is one of the most powerful head coaches in the NFL. Very few coaches have total control over personnel decisions and Kelly has wielded that power like some kind of modern-day Ceasar. Kelly has no qualms about sending even his most talented players packing.
Don’t like your contract? Get out of town.
Think practice is too hard? You’re cut.
I’m a racist eh? Get in the box, you’re going to Buffalo.
It’s enough to make you think of him as a sort of unstoppable superstar eating machine. At least that’s what I thought when I saw this weird photoshop from Kissing Suzy Kolber of Kelly with three mouths:
via kissingsuzykolber.