CLEARWATER, FLORIDA - MARCH 07: Bryce Harper #3 of the Philadelphia Phillies looks on against the Boston Red Sox during a Grapefruit League spring training game on March 07, 2020 in Clearwater, Florida. (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)
Even as a joke, Bryce Harper to the Philadelphia Eagles sounds cool.
There are rumors. There are jokes, and there are phrases that just sound cool even if you know there’s no possibility of them ever being factual. The words “Bryce Harper in a Philadelphia Eagles jersey” just sound cool. Sure, it will never happen, but doesn’t it just roll off of the tongue?