Like the majority of his paying customers, Eagles owner Jeff Lurie didn't see the end of Sunday's game, preferring to turn from the field in his private box and take an early elevator to the lobby level and from there straight into the locker room.
He made it safely inside by the two-minute warning, which is a lot more than you can say for the team. They endured the 45-17 beating against Tampa Bay until the last tick, kept their heads down through a tunnel exit still rimmed by the vultures of defeat, and trudged up the concrete ramp toward whatever fresh hell the rest of the season might hold.