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Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! Clearly, Dr. Seuss wouldn’t be a fan of Sam Bradford and the 2015 Eagles, a team that has seen its offense devolve from a winning fire hose of scoring to a 3-win dripping faucet of disappointment. (And before readers take my cartoon too literally, no, I don't think Tim Tebow should be the Eagles starting quarterback.
There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.