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How would the Eagles roster look if players were on the stock market?

Ah, the stock market. Something that has single-handedly changed my life since discovering it in November, it’s now having the same impact on millions of new traders keen to hop aboard the GME and AMC squeezes. No idea what any of it means? Don’t panic. This article is for you. The Eagles are entering a transformative offseason and there’s bound to be a lot of movement. But how would the roster look if players were stocks?

Buy the dip

Buying the dip and letting it rip is an integral stonk market tactic that involves buying more shares of your beloved company every time the price dips below your buy-in, or sees a huge drop after a nice run.