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Eagles v. Giants Week 15: Five Friday For Sures

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It’s Week 15? Jeez that’s depressing.

I know we still have some postseason ball around the corner, but still. the NFL season has never gone slowly enough. I move for a second league—a developmental league—that runs from late winter to mid-summer. Practices start in December, games start in February, championship by July. Never will we be without football, and there will be a place for young players to grow. Boom-shakalaka.

Hey Rog! When that $200M contract expires and you’re ready to move on, you know where to find me.

(I mean really you don’t, cause I’ll be three years removed from college, in a completely different city, and the internet may be totally destroyed by then or something, but whatever.