Dear Jeff Lurie,
Sorry for the direct communique, but I need to leapfrog over your handlers because we’ve got a 9-1-1 situation here. Children’s eyeballs are at stake.
As you know, your Eagles Charitable Foundation worries about kids’ health. That’s why, since 1996, its Eagles Eye Mobile has given free vision screenings, eye exams and glasses to children who need them. More than 56,000 kids are seeing the blackboard better because of the foundation.
Props to you, sir!
But you know what would help even more kids?