Whatever.
The Philadelphia Eagles are the most depressing team in the NFL. At least, that's what the folks over at For The Win have determined with their arbitrary rankings. There's no actual method to their madness. It's just chaos. Here's their odd explanation:
"1. Eagles fans mistakenly believe they’re on the same level as current greats in New England, Green Bay and Denver and past champions such as the Redskins, Giants and 49ers. In fact, they are neither. They are ringless football fans who adore a movie about their city in which — how’s this for metaphorical?