At this point, Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie could have resurrected Hall of Fame legends Vince Lombardi or Bill Walsh from the grave and hired one of them as his new head coach yet many Eagle fans would still call him an idiot instead of a miracle-worker.
If Lurie had discovered the fountain of youth, dipped Don Shula in it and then hired him to slip on a midnight green polo shirt and visor, some Bird backers would say he only did it to get the bottling rights to the water.
Lurie entered a lose-lose position from the moment he kicked Chip Kelly out the door as his head coach.