THERE ARE several things Philadelphia's pro sports franchises ought to caution players about when they are acquired. A laminated, wallet-sized list for handy reference might be best. Or maybe print it all on the back of a smartphone case.
Key topics:
* Don't make fun of those guys dancing in sequins on New Year's.
* Don't say you live in, or intend to go to an establishment that is "downtown."
* If you use the noun "Cowboys" in reference to a football team from Texas, the only possible verb choice for your sentence contains four letters, the first of which is "s".