In honor of one of the questions in this mailbag I’m pulling out a cliche: you’ve got questions, we’ve got answers.
What is a pun for Jalen Hurt’s name that hasn’t been rinsed to death yet? - Lonis
Using “Hurts so good” is just lazy now, which is kind of funny because Jalen Hurts is so good right now. The expiration date on anything being cool is when a corporate or in this case team social media account starts to use something. The Eagles have used “Hurts so good” along with “Slay so much it Hurts” which is advocating doing a lot of murdering, “hit ‘em where it Hurts” which is just obvious, and “the truth Hurts” which is a bad situation to be in.