The surface around Mack Hollins’ stall wasn’t slippery. Even if it were wet, the carpet in the Eagles’ locker room wouldn’t be unsafe. And yet, there were two yellow caution signs planted on each side of the wide receiver’s cubicle Tuesday.
One read: “Freaks Only — Restricted Area — Freak 4 Life”
The other said: “Warning — DBs beware — High Voltage Area — Freaks — Touching Freaks Will Cause Severe Shocks”
The signs belong to Gunter Brewer, the Eagles’ new receivers coach, and they predate his time with Hollins at the University of North Carolina.