CHIP KELLY employs a team chiropractor, a sports psychologist and a director of sports and science re-conditioning, whatever that might be. Sounds fascist.
What he really needs is a staff geologist.
From "The Wave" in Arizona to "The Stacks" in Italy, a world traveler like Kelly must have encountered remarkable sights sculpted from rock. A Renaissance man with a passion for knowledge, Chippah must have wondered how these edifices came to be.
Most grade-school students could promptly educate him: It is, of course, erosion.
This phenomenon occurs when wind and water combine with the most important element: time.