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Eagles' draft smacks of Sam Hinkie | Marcus Hayes

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ALL THIS TIME we thought Sam Hinkie was holed up somewhere outside of San Jose in a colony with other shunned geniuses, occasionally surfacing at snooty coffee shops like a hipster version of a mythical monster.

The Loch Ness Hinkie.

Sam-squatch.

But no.

Apparently, Hinkie never even left the 215. All along he was hiding in plain sight down in South Philly at One NovaCare Way. He'd holed up in a basement bunker from which, for the last few months, he's been guiding Howie Roseman.

He emerged Thursday, blinking and pale, and took over the war room.