Whenever you are in the mood for a good chuckle, look at a list of NFC East quarterbacks who squared off against the Eagles during the early years of the Andy Reid era and read them aloud in the style of a high school commencement emcee: Patrick Ramsey, Quincy Carter, Tim Hasselbeck, Vinny Testaverde. From 2000 through 2004, 18 quarterbacks attempted at least five passes against the Eagles while playing for the Redskins (seven), Cowboys (eight), or Giants (three). And that doesn't include the two seasons when the Cardinals were part of the division.
I bring this up not just because it is a fun way to kill an hour at the bar.