JEFF LURIE wants his next head coach to be a smart, strategic thinker. He wants someone who interacts well and communicates clearly with everyone he works with and comes in contact with, including, presumably, us media scum.
He wants someone who understands the passion of the fans and what it's like to coach in this Super Bowl-starved city.
He wants someone with an attention to detail. Someone who can "open their heart to players and everybody you want to achieve peak performance." Someone who "values emotional intelligence."
I'm assuming he also wants someone who knows how to coach football; someone who, in the immortal words of Bum Phillips, can take his'n and beat your'n and take your'n and beat his'n.