Now that Week 5 of the 2024 NFL season is in the books, it’s time for an incredibly meaningful and serious exercise: NFL Power Rankings! What differentiates these rankings from all the others is that they’re THE only truly accurate ones in the entire universe. We use a proprietary system that heavily accounts for vibes. Let’s take a look at how all 32 teams stack up.
1 - Kansas City Chiefs (Last Week: 1) - I wrote the following ahead of Week 1: “Patrick Mahomes is inevitable. I genuinely believe the Chiefs are going to threepeat as Super Bowl champions.