Now that Week 3 of the 2024 NFL season is in the books, it’s time for an incredibly meaningful and serious exercise: NFL Power Rankings! What differentiates these rankings from all the others is that they’re THE only truly accurate ones in the entire universe. We use a proprietary system that heavily accounts for vibes. Let’s take a look at how all 32 teams stack up.
1 - Kansas City Chiefs (Last Week: 1) - Once again, the Chiefs aren’t winning pretty ... but they’re winning. And it’s pretty hard to count on that stopping as long as Patrick Mahomes is standing.