Now that Week 1 of the 2024 NFL season is in the books, it’s time for an incredibly meaningful and serious exercise: NFL Power Rankings! What differentiates these rankings from all the others is that they’re THE only truly accurate ones in the entire universe. We use a proprietary system that heavily accounts for vibes. Let’s take a look at how all 32 teams stack up.
1 - Kansas City Chiefs (Last Week: 1) - The reigning back-to-back Super Bowl champions hardly look like they’ve lost a step. If anything, there are some signs they could be more dangerous than they were last year.